Toasters.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

I love the calmness and hopefulness of the morning once I am out of bed. I hate it at the moment of waking. It really never hurts less, one just gets used to it.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. ~Rita Rudner