Butts and Hors-d'oevres? And smelly Chanukah?

Scandalous blogs of late y'all! I'm with Dan - I've been massively entertained! In other news of butts - intervals continue to kick mine. I have a theory, which I shall disclose as soon as I have proved it. In the meantimes, continue to talk among yourselves on here, so I can see these hysterical comments. THANKS!