What kind do you prefer?

My partner and I got in a fight over the size/fitness of our bums! I really don't want to offend her because she has a black bootie bum even though she thinks it is a old, fat white lady bum. We have always had conflict in our thinking..... I have flat, no bum (more bum in front than back) and hers you could serve Orderbs off of hers. We want to know which option you think is better. Please vote!!!! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!