Girls camp....

I went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, I was ready to go. Excited, I jumped out of the airplane. After a bit, I pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. I tryed again. Still nothing. I started to panic, but then I remembered my back-up chute. I pulled that cord. Nothing happend!...
I frantically began pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, I looked down and couldn't believe my eyes. Another man is in the air with me, but this guy is going *up*!!
Just as the other guy passed me, -- I am scared out of my wits -- and I yell, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"

be careful at girls camp!