o yes today....

It's my younger brothers birthday today. Flag day. Happy Flag Day

What's red, white, blue and yellow? The Star-spangled Banana!

How is a flag like Santa Claus? They both hang out at the pole!

What's the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks? One's a flag day and the other's a gag day!

What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day? He flagged his tail!

Teacher: "How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country's flag?" Student: "I guess they took a flag poll!"

Teacher: "Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?" Jenny: "A movie about a zebra!"

What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends? "Stars and Twerps Forever"!

What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie? A Flag Newton!